各位哥哥姐姐,帮帮小妹妹啊,我要做英语手抄报,麻烦帮我找一些较短的英语文章.

来源：百度知道编辑：UC知道时间：2024/09/28 06:39:57

星期日晚上就要交了..

1.（笑话）
Joke:Women

A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of

WOMAN came up in their conversation.

The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.

The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country,

Mr Singh?

The Italian asked.

In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & play the back.

去书店买一本英语辅导的书,里面的阅读理解文章很丰富哦!!

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