UC知道翻译短文--英语
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下面我宣布，公共厕所改革大会现在开始！
很严重啊！我们的公共厕所面临着破产的危机，已经玩不下去了，为了改变目前的这种状况，就要我们改变过去种种不合理的制度，首先我们要改变不合理的收费，把单向收费改为双向收费，进厕所要钱，除厕所也要钱！否则不让她出去！其次我们要实行计时收费制，每5分钟一跳表，彻底杜绝占着茅坑不拉屎的现象，另外，在下午5-7点高峰期我们要实行挂号排队制，挂号费1元！1，3，5单号时男同志上厕所，组织女同志参观，
最后我们请日本首相小泉做我们的形象代言人
就上面这一段
谢谢咯
Quiet!The back,quiet! Meeting begins now!
I'd like to announce the conference of public toilet reform begins now!
What a terrible situation! Our public toilet is going to be bankcrupt. So as to change it, we have to restructure our old system.
Firstly, turn the one-way into tow-way. It will be charged nomatter whether it is go-in or come-out! Otherwise, she would be prevented from coming out.
Secondly, we are going to implement a timing system in which the meter runs in every 5 minutes, in order to eradicate that someone taking the pit while not shitting.
Moreover, during the rush hour from 5 to 7 pm, we are going to practise the queuing system.It charges 1 yuan to register. while the men are working, the women will be arranged to visit.
Finally, we invite the Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi to be our image ambassador.