请帮忙翻译成英语：喜欢的人不出现，出现的人不喜欢

The ones I like don't show up, the ones that do show up are the ones I don't like.

neither my favorite shows up ,nor i fall in love with the person i meet.

也想看看别人怎么翻的

the one I like doesn't turn up
while the one I dislike do turn up