英语翻译：相对论：一分钟有多长？这要看你是蹲在厕所里面，还是等在厕所外面。

How long will one minute be? It depends on where you are, in the Restroom or waiting outside.

principle of relativity:
How long will one minute last?
It depends on that you are squatting in the washroom,or you are waiting outside the washroom.

Theory of relativity: how long is a minute? It depends on whether you are in a toilet or outside.

相对论：一分钟有多长？这要看你是蹲在厕所里面，还是等在厕所外面
Theory of relativity: how long does a minute last? It depends on whether you are squating in water closet (WC) or waiting outside .

The theory of relativity: how long is a minute ?This depends on you squatted inside the toilet, and so on the outside.