三篇小学的英语小短文，简单点，但也不要太简单啊急急急！！！最好有点好笑

hello
hello
nice to meet you
nice to meet you too
how are you
fine thanks! and you?
i'm ok !
oh late for school
bye
bye`

A:Can I help you?
B:I'm hurry.Do you have anything to eat?
A:Sure.What would you like?
B:I'd like a pizza.
A:Sorry.It has sold out.How about a humburger?
B:OK.How much is it?
A:Just 10 yuan.
B:All right.I'll buy it.
A:Here you are.
B:Thank you.
A:You are welcome.

风和太阳(The Wind And The Sun)
One day the wind said to the sun, “Look at that man walking along the road. I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.”
“We will see about that,” said the sun. “I will let you try first.”
So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak. He blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.
“I give up,” said the wind at last. “I cannot get his cloak off.” Then the s