一篇讽刺人的英语作文！！！急~~~~

You are not fully human evolution, the gene mutation of the alien.
Cast aside the term you are from.
You are God missed the fall of the old washing machine.
If power can be ugly, your presence so that the world can stop a nuclear power plant.
Your face can instantly solve the population problem in China

you are a follish person~~~！！！！！！！！！