求两个笑话的解释

来源:百度知道 编辑:UC知道 时间:2024/06/27 10:18:26
1.我要让你春节笑,看来元旦的时候就得跟你讲笑话

2.我根本就没有吃什么东西啊,只是在喝水而已

第一个说他反映迟钝 第二个说他很毛病 喝水的时候老师biaji他的破嘴

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

第一个应该是说那人没幽默细胞吧,第二个应该说那人眼神不好。。

前面那个是说那个人反应迟钝 后面那个不是笑话吧 如果硬要说是的话只能说是冷笑话了 没什么意思的

第一个是说那个人反应慢吧