谁能帮我写一篇英语记叙文？

哈哈，这广告也太搞了，喷死我了……

我来写。

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The crowd was noisy at a corner of the street. They were looking up at the three-floor building. Unexpectedly, a cat was standing at the narrow edge of the building. The woman at the balcony screamed with terror. The lady tried her best to grab this cat but she failed. At this moment, the cat finally fell down. Some people covered their eyes from seeing a bloody scene. However, a courageous young man jumped out bravely to catch this falling cat. He successfully made it! Nevertheless, just at the second that everybody was about to take a breath, this man impetuously kicked the cat like a football. The poor cat was flying away, which astounded everybody. This was a football advertisement.

差不多120个字，最后一句话你不要的话可以删掉。。

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说实话，为了帮你这这篇英语记叙文，花了我不少时间，我用消息发送给你了，请注意查收哦。
以前我有试过帮别人写了一大篇英文，花了我几个小时的时间，结果那个人却把问题关闭了，真是伤透了我的心！

场景描写应该不难的，先用中文写好，再译成英文吧。

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