谁可以帮我想一个英语晚会的小品

英语小品剧本,看看有你要的吗

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人物:白云(B),黑土(H),小燕(X)

白云上:"黑土走了吗?小燕上学走了吗?走了?都走了!剩下我白云,该我练练节目为了迎奥运参战!"
heitu gone? Xiaoyan go to school? Gone? All gone! so let me practice the programe in order to welcome the Olympic! "
(这里可以跳舞唱歌什么的先表演一下)

黑土上:"你这是干啥?"
what are you doing here

白云:"排练节目呢,别在着捣乱?"
i am busy now Do not make trouble

黑土:"小燕哪去了,英语老师让她去上课!"
where is Xiaoyan, English teacher let her go to english class!

白云"她上哪儿我也不知道."
i do not know where she is

黑土:"你能知道啥?成天不是写书就是跳舞"说完拿起手机拨:"小燕!小燕!我是你爹!我是你爷爷,爷爷!有事快回来---"
what did you know?just dancing and writing all days Xiaoyan!Xiaoyan! i am your father!i am your
grandfather,grandfatrher! Come home quic