英语翻译见下，人工翻译，机器勿扰(悬赏我会凑到200）

my father works hard at his office.he is the heard of a compurter lab.heworks all the time.and when he gets home after work,he disappears.
where?behind his newspapers!
he reads every inch of that newspaper-current every,crime articles,sports,and weather.he even reads the movie reviews and the gossip column.
father enjoys that newspaper!butI don't like it.why?because he getslost in it!once we were lafe for the school play because he did not stop reading.once his beeper rang and rang.he didn't look up.once I said,"father,the dog is flying,"just to see what
he wouid do.
"just a minute,"he said."I'm reading the book reviews."
I can shout!I can cheer!when he reads the newspspaper,he cannot hear me.
so today I played a little trick.I got some paper. what did he do? father picked up the newspaper.he opened it.Iwaited.
the newspaper began to shake. I heard a giggle.then I heard a laugh.my trick was workin

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