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来源：百度知道 编辑：UC知道 时间：2024/06/27 03:53:30
1、 Obtaining an audience with son No.1, I snarled, “I’ll kill you if you threaten one of those kids again! Idiot! You should be offering a bonus of a dollar every hour to the worker who fills the most bags.”
“But that would cut into our profit,” he suggested.
“There won’t be any profit unless those kids enable you to make all the deliveries on time. If they don’t, you two will have to remove all that paper by yourselves. And there will be no eating of sleeping until it is removed.”
There was a short, thoughtful silence. Then he said, “Dad, you have just worked a profound change in my personality.”
“Do it!”
“Yes, sir!”

2、 It will be seen that my reasons for thinking that the earth is round are rather precarious ones. Yet this is an exceptionally elementary piece of information. On most other questions I should have to fall back on the expert much earlier, and would be less able to test his pronouncements. And much the gr

1.在使我第一个儿子成为听众后，我咆哮着， “如果你威胁这些孩子们中的一个，我会杀了你！白痴！你应该提供每个小时一美元的奖金给装袋最多的工人。”
“但是，这将削减到我们的利润。”他建议道。
“除非这些孩子能够按时交货，否则不会有任何利润。如果他们不这样做，你们两个就得自己移走所有的文件。并且无法吃和睡，直到它们被移走。”
经过一个短暂的沉默。然后，他说： “爸爸，你刚才使我的性格发生了深刻的变化。”
“就这样做！”
“是，先生！”
2.可以看出，我认为地球是圆的的理由是不稳定的。然而，这是一个非常基本的信息。在大多数其他问题我会更早的求助专家，而且不太能够测试他的声明是否正确。并且我们中的很大一部份知识都在这一水平。它不依赖于推理或实验，但却权威。如何才能有例外，当一系列的知识是如此庞大，一旦专家受到自己专业的干扰，哪么他本人就是一个笨蛋？在某种程度上，这是正确的。这是一个轻信的年龄，并且负担知识就是我们现在的部分责任。

1、 Obtaining an audience with son No.1, I snarled, “I’ll kill you if you threaten one of those kids again! Idiot! You should be offering a bonus of a dollar every hour to the worker who fills the most bags.”
“But that would cut into our profit,” he suggested.
“There won’t be any profit unless those kids enable you to make all the deliveries on time. If they don’t, you two will have to remove all that paper by yourselves. And there will be no eating of sleeping until it is removed.”
There was a short, thoughtful silence