”如果你想学功夫，那么很可惜我也不会。“这句翻译成英文怎么说，最好转折点幽默点的句式。

IF you want to learn gongfu,then it is a pity that I don't grasp it either...

Alright,Alright,you mean Kungfu?You are trying to learn it?Well,I happen to ...Eh,actually,I am not a master ,you know ,in Kungfu.

IF you want to learn Kungfu,haha,what a pity it is that i can't as well.