求长篇英语笑话

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一定要够150~200字的英语笑话哦!谢谢

http://www.ywhc.net/article/class_1.asp
看看这里面有没有吧～～～

Much Worse

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

中文：

警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？