UC知道急！谁能把这篇文章翻译成英文？？非常感谢了！！！
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第二次，我白天在家休息，正在上网的时候，忽然听到厨房有声音传过来，我轻轻的走过去一看，原来是个小偷撬我的防盗门窗。我抽出一把菜刀走过去对他说：“你要干什么，再不走我就报警。”那贼不慌不忙地收起工具，然后对我甩出一句话：“你有病呀，家里有人，做个声呀！害的老子白忙活了半天。”说罢转身走了。我哭笑不得……
第三次，我一个人在街上散步，一个十五，六岁的小男孩掏我的衣服口袋，我转过脸对他说：小孩，掏什么。“废话，当然是钱了”小孩答道。我看他是小孩子，就吓唬他说：“我没有钱，你不用再来掏，要不然送你去公安局。”小孩瞪了我一眼说：“你没有钱，还凶什么凶！”说完气呼呼地走了，我一时气的说不出话来！
The first time, I came home from night duty, it was already very late, I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom when I heard a noise from the door. It sounded like someone was prying at my lock. I shouted: “Who's that? What are you doing?" Who would have thought the burglar replied from outside: “Still up at this hour, what the hell." There silence after that. I was at a loss for a moment……
The second time, I was resting at home in the day, while I was surfing the internet, suddenly I heard a noise from the kitchen, I walked softly over to take a look, it was a burglar trying to pry over my anti-burglar windows. I picked up a chopping knife and walked over: “What do you want, I'll call the police if you don't leave immediately." The burglar kept his tool unhurriedly, and said, "you're crazy, if there's someone in the house, make some sound! Made me work for nothing." With those words he left, I didn't know whether to cry or