求用英语翻译一笑话

来源:百度知道 编辑:UC知道 时间:2024/07/01 07:30:51
麻烦各位翻译个短文
二锅头的威力
话说一个美国人,一个日本人,一个中国人在一起争论哪国的酒威力大,他们都说自己国家的酒威力大。争了三天三夜也没结果,最后决定用老鼠来做实验比试。
第一只老鼠喝了美国的威士忌,摇摇晃晃走了十步就倒下了。美国人很得意!
第二只老鼠喝了日本的米酒,摇摇晃晃走了五步就倒下了。日本人更得意!
第三只老鼠喝了咱们中国的名酒--二锅头,摇摇晃晃的走了十几步也没事儿,最后竟回窝了。
日本人和美国人刚要笑话中国人,只见刚才那只老鼠拎了块板儿砖从窝儿里出来大喊了一句:
”猫呢?”
一定要准确,形象,语法不能错。最好能在网上找到英语原文
拜托了
好的重谢!

Erguotou's power

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese were arguing about which country produces the strongest alcohol. They all said that their own countries produce the best. They turned out arguing for 3 days and 3 nights, but still didn't manage to get the result, so they decided to use mice to experiment.

The first mouse drank the American whisky. It staggered for 10 steps before it fell down. The American was pleased.

The second mouse drank the Japanese rice wine. It staggered for 5 steps before it fell down. The Japanese was more pleased.

The third mouse drank our Chinese vintage wine-- Erguotou. It managed to stagger for over 10 steps without falling down and even managed to go back to its hole.

The Japanese and American were about to tease the Chinese, just then the mouse came back out with a brick and shouted: "Where's the cat?"

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erguotou's power
an American, a Japan