帮忙翻译博客里的英文，谢谢

SB. LIKE TEST BOMB!~~ 有人喜欢试爆炸弹！~~
AWESOME PLACE!GET IT IF YOU HAVE THE NEIGHBOR WHO LIKES TO TEST BOMB!
匪夷所思的地方！如果你有个喜欢试爆炸弹的邻居，你不妨试试，
well,for those who can stay at home with NOISE(i mean NOISE) , almost like bomb.
哦姆，至少对于那些可以呆在家里忍受噪音（我是说 噪音！）的人来说，几乎可以媲美炸弹爆炸的噪音。
Today i just came back n heared a succession of boom, yea!
今天我回到家里正好耳闻一阵现场爆破，真的！
quite like bomb, maybe missile!?
就像炸弹，甚至可能导弹？
i think there is a good way to call this event,
我认为有一种非常好的方式来称呼这种事情
that when u set foot in mine field, cause by ur inattention....
就如同你走进一片雷区，当然是你不小心走进的
so u detonate ONE mine, yeah , u will say SO GOOD !!
然后你触了一个地雷，你可能会说撞了大运了！也或许你会破口大骂你的霉运maybe WHAT A FUCK ..!!..
OK, let continue our topic. Once ONE mine start,
好了不管怎样，我们继续我们的话题，一旦一个地雷被引爆
luckily ur body can support urself, then u run run run~~~
很幸运你的身体可以支撑你自己，然后你就跑跑跑~~~
ok ,, after that , BOOM~~~~ BOOM~~~
好的，然后，轰轰轰轰~~
sO, I have no a