这个笑话很冷吗？ 谢谢

来源：百度知道 编辑：UC知道 时间：2024/06/30 15:55:53
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and We

这个
写的太麻烦了
一丈夫和妻子来拿关於20年的婚姻的建议.当被问及有什麼问题的时候,妻子开始暴躁了起来,恼人的发言稿上有每个他们结婚20年来的问题。
她一直忍受著:疏忽,缺少亲昵的话语,空虚,寂寞,感觉没有被爱著，丈夫的不可爱,为了她在婚姻中忍耐未满足需要的原因而有的完整的洗衣单（额？是俗语麼？）.
最后,在她考虑怎麼改正这种日子之后,心理医生站了起来.他围著桌子走了一圈。他让那位女士站起来，并热情地拥抱并亲吻了她。她的丈夫边看著她边竖起眉毛。那位女士闭上了嘴巴并且在一阵眩晕中轻轻地坐下。
心理医生转向她的丈夫，说：这就是你的妻子所需要起码一周三次的东西.你能这麼做吗?
丈夫想了一下，回答"好，我可以在周一和周三把她丢在这裏，但是在周五，我要钓鱼".

就是说这个丈夫本来应该每周和他的妻子拥吻三次，但他把这麼神圣的职务交给了心理医生。

百度翻译：
一丈夫和妻子来拿建议下午要20年的婚姻.当问问题是的的时候,妻子进入一热情,疼痛激烈的长篇演说列表,每一个有问题的那些已经曾经让他们已经是已婚的20年进入的. 她一直持续和右手击球员的左后方场地:疏忽,缺少熟悉,emptiness,寂寞,感到不被喜爱的和不可爱的,一她有的未相遇的需求的整个细目清单在他们的的过程中婚姻坚持. 最后,在允许这个剩下的向前为一时间的足够长度之后,治疗专家,得到陪向上的移动在书桌转转和请求妻子竖立下午热情拥抱和擦过她阿斯她丈夫看护用a建造眉毛.就像在一眩晕状态中,妇女闭嘴和静悄悄坐下. 治疗专家求助于丈夫至少每星期三次和说,这个是你的妻子需要的.你能做这个吗? 丈夫想为一时刻和回答"好,我能星期一和星期三但是星期五放下她的关掉状态这里,我捕鱼".

（听起来好冷）

好冷=。=

不冷,谢谢啦.完全是在浪费时间

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