求：5篇初二水平的英语小笑话。

****** One evening I was commenting on my bad exercise habits and tight clothes. Whenever I criticize myself, my four-year-old daughter always has something charming to say.

Using a new word this time, she smiled and said, "Oh, no, Mommy! You look fabulous!"

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“Make sure you wash your hands before your piano lesson,” I reminded my eight-year-old son. "They're probably dirty from soccer practice."

"Don't have to, Mom," he reassured me. "Today I'm practicing in E Flat Minor. They're black keys."

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "T