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英语话剧---搞笑《大话杨白老与黄世仁》
作者：佚名 来源：tieba.baidu.com 发布时间：2007-12-30 21:31:51
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Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren

———编剧：方彦龙

Character:：杨白劳Y, 喜儿X，王大春（喜儿男朋友）D，王大婶（王大春的母亲）W, 穆仁智（黄的管家）M，黄世仁H

Part 1:In Yang Bailao’home

旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year's Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚！叮咚……）

X: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!（开门）

Y: 喜儿! 喜儿! What’s this?

X: Oh! computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!

Y: Ha ha! Today I’m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to buy a car!

X: Really? Buys a car?Great!

Y: Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready ?

X: Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back! (门铃再次响起)Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(开门,)

W, D, Y, X(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言