请翻译成英文 谢谢 关于中国式英语

experts believe, that there is obvious difficulty involved in translating between Chinese and English. This is because every Chinese word can have several meanings. Due to the practicality of the English language, and the intricacy of the Chinese language, translations made are usually incomprehensible to both parties. The result creates many peculiar misunderstandings, at the same time it changed the originality of English as an international language. Of course, this Chinese trend has also changed people's perception of the English language, making people's logical comprehension more diverse and interesting. Because after all, thinking through problems the Chinese way is quite unique and different.

绝对手译哦！！＾＾

来电搞笑的：
1、we two who and who ？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2、how are you？how old are you？
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3、you don’t bird me，I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4、you have seed I will give you some color to see see，
brothers ！ tog