求能人翻译一下这个东西 many thanks

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http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/1BOqNrXvIEM/ 是个笑话
希望能翻译的地道些 最好能达到原来的效果
这个是为了英语的morning report准备的 想出点新 于是就准备个这个带图的笑话

如果翻译的太长了,贴不上来 就发到我邮箱里面吧 shanba22@qq.com

many many thanks
http://hi.baidu.com/shanba22/blog/item/60090d3bdc29bee014cecb5d.html 这个是中文的全文 帮忙翻译吧 当中有不少错别字 千万不要用Google等翻译器翻译 翻译的前言不搭后语的受不了

刚看过了,蛮好玩地,不过如果翻译的话,你能先把中文贴上来吗?这样翻译也会容易些、、、

YUgong move moutains

Before very long very long time, is being occupied by household others under the king room mountain in shansi two big feet of a hill, in family's master's name is foolish old man, is not called the elderly fisherman to call foolish old man, in family's master's to name be foolish old man, is a temperament stubborn strange old man.
Because in under two mountain feet, foolish old man whole family regardless of makes any matter all is extremely is not convenient, a day foolish old man on said with the family member, I looked was inferior our whole family moves together, for moves out the king room mountain in shansi two mountains.This eldest son has been blurry, ai ya mother this troubles.This foolish old man said, nobody must again say any, I such have decided, this is easy to do method which effects a permanent cure, starting from tomorrow, I complete everybody must certainly for