有人和我聊天吗?我快孤独死了,怎么译

Have someone talk with me? I'm so lonely

我赛。。。MM你想泡个外国帅锅，然后去米国啊。。。
8错，温州MM果然有很强烈的进取心。。

is there anyboby who have time to chat with me . I am so longly.

ANYbody wanna chat with me?i'm almost lonely to hell!

应该是这样译的Someone chat with me? I'm lonely died

鱼有皮，我想你没有

someone chat with me ? i m longly died