关于猪的英语笑话

Myths About Golden Pig Year 关于“金猪年”的神话

The year 2007 is the "Year of the Pig", according to the Chinese zodiac. But it’s not an ordinary pig year, which comes every 12 years - it is believed to be the "Year of the Golden Pig",which comes every 600 years, according to fortunetellers.
They say babies born in the golden pig year will have comfortable and wealthy lives.
2007年是猪年，根据中国的黄道算法。但是这并非是一个普通的12年一次的猪年，而是一个据算命先生说的，是一个600年一次的“金猪年”。
他们说在这个金猪年出生的小孩，长大后会上衣食无忧的生活。
Many women plan to give birth to babies next year, but some others are not, saying the number of children born in 2007 will be large and they will later suffer from acute competition for school admissions or employment.
很多妇女准备在下一年生一个宝宝；但是也有很多人没有这个打算，她们说2007年将会有很多很多的小孩出生，那么他们长大后将会在入学和找工作上遇到激烈的竞争。

A pig said,"I`m a pig."

猪的英语拼写是PUG吧？
--不对，是PIG
--不是吧，我怎么记得是U（YOU）呀
-你弄错了，是I