求中学生英语笑话演讲稿

An plane is flying a mental hospital. Suddenly, the driver laughed, someone asked: "Why do you laugh so happy ?" Driver: "If they know where I escaped , they will be crazy!"

A five-year-old boy kissed a four-year-old girl, later, the little girl asked boys: Are you serious?you should marry me! The boy said: No problem! we are not 3-year-old children yet(我们不是三岁小孩了）.

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