谁有英语暴搞笑笑话啊，不要一般的啊，是暴

http://www.iwochina.com/xiaohua/yingyuxiaohua.asp
这里有好多自己看一下吧

A foringer go to England.One morning ,he was reading a book when he heard "Look out!"He quickly put his head ot of the window.Then he was hurt by a falling vast.(In English."Look out "means "be carefull.)

. In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".