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sometimes it is hard to park cars in big cities. once an old man arrived at a parking place first. he stopped his large Rolls Royce just in front of the parking place. then he turned his head and began to drive his car very slowly into the space. just as he was doing this,a very young man in a Mini came up from behind.he noticed the space and drove straight in. the old man had to stop suddenly and angrily. he wound down his window and looked at the young man. but the young man was not sorry. he had gotten out of his car now and he was laughing. "you have to be young to do that!" he said to the older driver. the old man said nothing. he just began to drive his rolls royce again and hit Mini very hard. there was not much of the Mini left when the old driver had finished. the young man watched what was happening and could not believe his eyes. he was very angry and very red in the face. the old man looked out of the window and smiled, "you have to be rich to do that,"h
I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人
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