怎么把这段话翻译成英语？请帮帮我，

Please forgive my offending you by saying something you dislike.I didn't mean to.Sometimes i feel myself very stange.Maybe it is the environment i stay makes me not dare to trust others easily.If i have a good friend,i will take the responsibility of being a friend heart and soul.Because i think it's not easy to have a good friend at the present.By the way,do you have Chinatown there?
献丑了,我觉得楼上的翻译的怪,语法很有问题,不知是不是外国的本土英语,从未见过,所以写了个易懂的出来.

Please forgive my taking the liberty, I possibly spoke incorrectlyany,
My some times thought oneself is very strange,
Possibly was environmental effect I which I was at
Let me not dare easily to believe the others,
If I have a good friend, I can for his wholeheartedlycompletely friend's responsibility
Because, I thought the present has a good friend not to be easy
Your there has the Chinatown