英语讽刺

1.Plumber（水暖工）: I’m sorry I was late.

Man: While we were waiting for you, I taught my wife how to swim.

2.As soon as Eve ate the apple of wisdom[智慧], she reached for the fig(无花果) leaf;

when a woman begins to think, her first thought is of a new dress.

3.Son: Remember, Dad, Thomas Edison got bad grades in school, too.

Father: Stay in your room until you invented the light bulb.

4.I am convinced that both my long age and exceptional health are to be explained by

an obvious facts: I never touched a cigarette, a drink, or a girl until I was almost ten

years old.

5.Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,

they said I was responsible."