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走着走着看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后飘出来一个人来,
那个人说:"我是神仙,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望
雅虎第一个抢着说:"我第一个愿望是要很多的钱.
神仙说:"这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧
雅虎说:我还要很多的钱
神仙满足他的愿望后,雅虎又说了他的第三个愿望
把我弄回家
神仙说:"没问题
于是雅虎带着很多的钱回了家.
神仙又问新浪.
新浪说:"我要美女
神仙给了他美女.
新浪又说:我还要美女
神仙也满足了他,给了他美女..
新浪最后说到:"把我送回家
神仙把新浪送回家后问买卖屉要什么.
买卖屉说:"先来瓶二锅头吧
神仙给了他.问他第二个愿望是什么.
买卖屉说:再来一瓶二锅头
神仙问他第三个愿望是什么.
买卖屉说:"我挺想雅虎和新浪的,你把他们都弄回来吧
雅虎和新浪气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走
走着走着又看见一个瓶子,打开塞子后又冒出一个人来,
那个人说:"我是刚才那个神仙的徒弟,法力没他高强,
所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望
雅虎和新浪合计合计认为先让买卖屉说比较好,
免得一会又被他弄回来.
于是买卖屉说:"那就先来瓶二锅头吧
神仙满足了他的愿望.
雅虎和新浪催促买卖屉赶快把第二个愿望说出来.
买卖屉喝完二锅
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