“一哭二闹三上吊”翻译成英语怎么说

As soon as cries two three to hang oneself noisily

one cry,two scream,three threaten to hang.

play the fool 瞎胡闹

first cry and then quarrel finally hang

first crying
second making trouble
third hang oneself

成语无法翻译成英语，知道吗？