翻译一下普利斯科的几句经典的话

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No.1 如果不恨米兰队，就不是真正的国际队的球迷，反之亦然。小时候我希望米兰队降入乙级，后来我改变了主意，最好降入丙级。
No.2 米兰队两次降级。第一次是付费降级，第二次是免费降级。
No.3 只要有尤文图斯，总会有人窝赃，尤文偶然也承认盗窃，但从不退还赃物。
No.4 我的梦想？国际队在比赛结束时进一球打败米兰队，进球是越位或者手球，最好既越位又手球。
No.5 我反对任何形式的种族主义，但我绝对不会允许我的女儿同一个AC米兰球员结婚。
No.6 意甲存在于我们的DNA中，我们绝不偷窃冠军，也不降入乙级。
No.7 如果我同AC米兰的人握手，事后我一定洗手；如果我同尤文图斯的人握手，事后我一定检查手指还在不在。

一楼软件翻译的垃圾
这里不是简单的国际和米兰，是AC米兰和国际米兰！

1.If you don't hate the AC Millan ,you are not a real fan of the Inter Milan,so do they.In my childhood,I hoped the AC Millan could fall into the serie B,but then I changed my mind, I hoped they had better fall into the serie C.

2.The AC has got demotion twice.The first is in payment,and the second is for free.

3.Where the Juventus is,where the stealing is.The Juventus agrees they have stolen,but they never return the stealings.

4.My dream?It is the Inter make one goal by which they beat the AC ,just in time of the end of the game .It is better that the goal should be a off-side or hand ball, but together with hand ball and off-side is the best.

5.I disagree on any kind of racialism,but i will never agree my dauther marry with a player of the AC Millan.

6.The italian serie A exist in our DNA,so that we can never steal a champion or get a demotion.

7.If I give my