翻译一个剧本 ， 急用 谢谢

Bride and groom in the scenic area.
The groom said: wife, today the weather's nice.
The bride: the weather is good unimportant, it is important that together with my husband.
Beggars appear: two good. Please charity money?
The bride said: Your beggars really Bushixiang! We are just Deiqijin, run by the disruption.
Begging: Miss you hurry money, I immediately disappear.
The bride said: husband, taking money out of 5 hair, so that he Fast!
Beggars said: What, 5 cents! Enough I went to McDonald's buy hamburgers. Minimum consumption per person 10!
At the same time that the bride and groom: What! Minimum consumption 10!
Begging: 2, it quickly money, money, I immediately disappeared after, you will be able to continue (imitating the groom) "Today the weather's nice."
The groom said: calculations, do not generally care about with him. Money, you can not come back trouble us?
Beggars said: Of course not.