请帮忙翻译一段话，越口语化越好~~~

我今年22岁，住在北京。有稳定的工作和收入，非常喜欢美国人和欧洲人，想找一外籍也住在北京的男友。年龄在35岁以下，有一定中文基础。（也不用太好，因为我英文还可以）
I"m 22 and now living in beijing.I have rugular job and income.like American and European very much,I want a foreigner who lives in beijing to be my boyfriend.The perfect age is under 35 and has a certain ability of Chinese.(Owning to my English is OK,no need too excellent.)
我没有考过雅思，但刚参加高考考了140，希望可以帮到你。
楼上的，那你呢？
你有什么资格说别人，我只是没有参加过那种考试罢了，谁告诉你掌握那么多语法和句法纯粹是搞笑。那是你的浅薄罢了。

高考140有啥用？掌握那么多语法和句法纯粹是搞笑！真正的实力是雅思托福。
附：我觉得二楼的口语程度要优秀些

My 22-year-old this year, resides in Bei-jing. Have the stable job and income , be fond of American and European very much , want to look for the boy friend who also resides in Bei-jing one foreign nationality. Age is in 35-year-old following , has the certain Chinese basis.

I'm 22 year-old and I live in Beijing currently. I have stable work and income, enjoy make friends with Americans and Europeans; therefore, I want a foreign boyfri