谁知道有关鸟的笑话，或者是绕口令、or ……（英文）

A wise old owl lived in an oak;

　　The more he saw the less he spoke;

　　The less he spoke the more he heard.

　　Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?

　　聪明猫头鹰，住在橡树梢；

　　越是见得多，越是说得少；

　　越是说得少，越是听得多。

　　都学猫头鹰，大人这样做。

　　Pit, pat, well-a-day,

　　Little robin flew away;

　　Where can little Robin be?

　　come into the cherry tree.

　　小小知更鸟，

　　边叫边飞掉；

　　飞到哪里去？

　　飞进樱树去。

　　TWO LITTLE DICKY BIRD 两只小鸟
　　Are you ready to play two little dicky birds ?
　　Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall. One named Peter, one named Paul. Fly away, Peter, fly away. Paul. Come back, Peter, come back, Paul.
　　I enjoy that, let’s do it again. Ready, one, two, three, four. Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall. One named Peter, one named Paul. Fly away, Peter, fly away. Paul. Come back, Peter, come back, Paul.